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The Retro Boardies
The Retro Boardies
The Retro Boardies
The Retro Boardies

The Retro Boardies

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  • Quick dry shorts
  • 4 way stretch
  • Side mesh pocket
  • Elastic waist with drawcord
  • Rear pocket



The small size is a standard fit for a 30-32, however the elastic waist and drawcord allows it to comfortably fit down to a 28.

What to do if your standard size fit into two size catagories:
If you like to think of yourself a solid guy with big quads and glutes then size up for comfort.
If you’re the skinny type then go the smaller size of the two.
Example: If you’re a size 32 and are built like a whippet wear a Small of if you’ve been going hard on leg day then Medium is your fit.

This is Jesse – the guy with blonde hair
Jesse’s height: 180cm/6ft , 78kg
Jesse is wearing: Small 30-32
Jesse’s hobbies include space travel and octopus wrestling


This is Felipe – the guy with short dark hair
Felipe’s height: 191cm /6ft 2″ , 87kg
Felipe is wearing: Medium 32-34
Felipe’s hobbies include breakdancing in his PJ’s.



Cold Wash.

Mixing with other colours is fine.  In fact encouraged.  All clothes should just get along.